A sobering warning from the Gold Coast Bulletin:
Three radical leaders codenamed ‘The Gypsy’, ‘The Painter’ and ‘The Village Idiot’, described as disciples of Alhilali, are reported to be continuing a campaign to radicalise the mosque and pressure other community members.
We warn Austrolabe readers: if approached in the mosque by a man identifying himself as ‘The Village Idiot’, beware as he may be radical.
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“Brothers and sisters, our speaker tonight will be Imam Village Idiot. He’ll be talking about the Importance of Being Radical. After him, we’re pleased to announce we will have the esteemed veteran of the Romany Jihad, Imam Gyspy with some Hot Wahabi Action. He’ll be followed by a short talk from Imam Painter giving a radical Powerpoint presentation on jihad. Unfortunately, our regular speakers, Imam Krispy Kreme, Imam Dog Catcher, and Imam Soccer Ball were unable to make it today.”
Imam Happy Feet couldnt make the conference tonight either as he was denied a visa.
Robin: “Boy! That was our closest call ever! I have to admit that I was pretty scared when the Village Idiot appeared alongside The Gypsy!”
Batman: “I wasn’t scared in the least.”
Robin: “Not at all?”
Batman: “Haven’t you noticed how we always escape the vicious ensnarements of our radical camel riding enemies?”
Robin: “Yeah, because we’re smarter than they are!”
Batman: “I like to think it’s because our hearts are pure.”
Robin: “The Painter seemed like a nice man in that costume.”
Batman: “I suspect he is a nice man down deep, but he’s fallen in with bad companions. And who knows what his home life was like.”
LOL
The Village Idiot? When did George W Bush convert to Islam?
[…] In any case, it’s all rather pointless because all of these offending books — and more — are freely accessible on the internet. There is absolutely nothing that the government can do to stop someone registering a blog anonymously and then posting ‘extreme commentary’ such as the following: Imam Village Idiot, Imam Painter and Imam Gypsy call on our jihadi brothers and sisters to unite jihadfully under a banner of jihad to wage jihad against the infidels who have occupied our lands, slaughtered our gypsies, and drunk all our paint. We warn the infidelic infidels that the jihad will not stop until the aboriginal/Australian occupation is ended and Australia is returned to the Makassan fishermen who discovered it and are its rightful rulers. […]
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