The internet seems to have turned into a pretty nasty place of late with a number of prominent Muslim bloggers having received death threats and abuse. The latest seems to be Umar Lee who is being threatened by “middle-class Desi suburbanites” who think they can take him on just because they are the size of his teenage daughter.
We haven’t received any threats yet but, in case anyone out there is thinking of doing so, we want to warn the blogosphere that Austrolabe has a team of highly-trained ninjas who will protect us from attack.
The below video footage, filmed at the militant al-Dajaj training camp in Afghanistan, should serve as a warning to our as yet non-existent opponents.
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the african american guy is OK, despite suffering a third degree injury to his afro
ROFL. Thanks for the laugh.
These guys are deadly; they prove the claim ‘His hands (or foot) can’t hit what his eyes can’t see” is clearly a myth.
Anyways, the first rule of fight club is not to talk about fight club, so I’ll say no more, I wouldn’t want the noise brought on.
Lol @ Statler, don’t worry about the afro, it always bounces back!
I would love to hear your comments on this. Myself and some of my friends are starting the Second Life Understanding and Tolerance Team to protect the civil liberties of Muslims and other religious and social minorities in the SL metaverse.
The post on Eteraz is just the tip of the iceberg and we need to enlist all Muslim bloggers to join Second Life and assist us. If you are interested then drop me a line (my name is Diamond Hope) and I’ll put you in touch with our membership officer. In the first week of June, we will be holding an in-world prayer for peace and (hopefully) there will be a keynote address by Ricardo Montalban (one of the [mod] founding members).
Oh god no.
That Eteraz post reminds me of a line from a Southpark episode where Cartman is trying to entice the kids to play World of Warcraft.
What do you say, guys? You can just, you can just hang outside in the sun all day tossin’ a ball around, [firmly] or you can sit at your computer and do somethin’ that matters.
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oh my god im dying
Whatever you do, make sure Melanie Phillips doesn’t get to see your ninjas. Otherwise, she’ll have a heart attack.
I’ve gotten threats and hate mail from these nuts too. Here is one of the the real winners I received recently
perhaps you ignorant cowards should talk more about American crimes against Muslims in Iraq and Afghanistan and Zionist ones in Palestine and Lebanon, or Serb ones in Bosnia and Kosova, etc etc, instead of obessing yourselves with the “KharAajees” who are trying to free our ummah (and who will need to free it from your likes later on). You are all a disgrace to Islam. Rot in your America you stupid Nelson, pathetic Saudi, Madkhali shoe, a spit on your stupid brain and all your crew, you fool, prey of the Western media, brainwashed freak thinking we are not allowed to kill their people like they kill ours, you defeatist coward!!
Tariq, you should publish them along with the email and IP addresses of the people. If they have written them from an ISP or university, contact them at abuse@ and I’m sure they will take action against them given what these people are saying and what they clearly believe in.
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49,981 signatures have now been received on a terrible petition against the London ‘Mega mosque’ based on incorrect and inciteful information. This shows the existence of the intolerance and Islamophobia in Britain.
The mosque would provide a place of worship and show Britains tolerance and multiculturalism. It is now the duty of Muslims and evey citizen to sign the counter-petition to BUILD the ‘Mega Mosque’. Please sign at the link below, email it to your friends and promote this on your site.
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Jamal, what does your comment have to do with the post?
Sorry, ignore that question. You were spamming. After reading what you wrote about Yusuf Smith on your blog (accusing him of being a Zionist or in the employment of the BNP because he disagreed with your little petition), I’m removing the links from your post.
Amir,
Since the warning I posted, I haven’t gotten any more nutty emails. If I do get anymore, I plan to do just what you said
Not enough Muslims stand up to these guys, and that is the key problem.
Hey, that rhymes. Some credit is due for the creativity of the threat at least.
On a serious note, insha’Allah that’s the end of the threats, Tariq.
Ah the famous al-Dajaj traing facility! Lead by senseis Larry, Curly and Moe! Known thoughout the world for their battle cry of “woo woo woo!” and the dreaded eye poke of death.
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