Follow the Falafel

CQ Politics reports:

Like Hansel and Gretel hoping to follow their bread crumbs out of the forest, the FBI sifted through customer data collected by San Francisco-area grocery stores in 2005 and 2006, hoping that sales records of Middle Eastern food would lead to Iranian terrorists.

The idea was that a spike in, say, falafel sales, combined with other data, would lead to Iranian secret agents in the south San Francisco-San Jose area.

The brainchild of top FBI counterterrorism officials Phil Mudd and Willie T. Hulon, according to well-informed sources, the project didn’t last long. It was torpedoed by the head of the FBI’s criminal investigations division, Michael A. Mason, who argued that putting somebody on a terrorist list for what they ate was ridiculous — and possibly illegal.

6 comments ↓

#1 T cell on 11.08.07 at 10:32 pm

Americans have started to mate with vegetables

#2 Shadower on 11.08.07 at 10:46 pm

And how idiotic does that sound? Analyzing falafel sales? Seriously, the FBI has nothing better to do?

#3 Eudaemonion on 11.09.07 at 12:39 am

I wonder, do Iranians eat felafel anyway, or is this just conflating Arabs with Persians.

#4 Omar on 11.09.07 at 8:14 pm

they would have got a better result and leads if they would have traced the tehiny and homous sauces :)

#5 dawud on 11.15.07 at 9:33 am

yes, and baklava syrup is a dangerous element, bound to radicalize – anytime you have a coffee shop with the radical mixture of maghrebi mint tea with Turkish coffee, you can be sure the officious elements inside will be imbibing radical Islam with their sugar-syrup-laden sweets.

Seriously, tho – is this happy-clappy hour at the FBI? Did the dress-wearing Hoover-hangover elements dream this up as a ‘dangerous deviation from whitebread America’?

Cuz I know lots of teenagers, Jewish liberals and neo-con heartland Americans who like to eat the mideastern hummus – I do hope there is a joke here, and at some point, the idiots involved will jump out from behind the wall and say ‘ha! did you really think we were that stupid?’

#6 james on 11.19.07 at 9:17 am

Nope, this is typical Bush idiocy. Remember this is lot that hoovered up all the phone calls and e-mails from every one in the USA that used AT&T as a provider. This also the lot that dismissed a whole passle of Arabian speaking translators from the Army because the administration objected to their sleeping partners. 428 days before these guys get shown the door.

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