Clarkson calls for sharia

Small wonder the Archbishop of Canterbury announced, just 24 hours later, that he wants sharia law in Britain. He was mocked, of course, but come on: Muslimism lets you throw apple cores onto the grass verge and swim with the dolphins and make telephone calls without having a Scottish man grunting and moaning in the background. Plus, we’d have the added benefit of being able to dismember shoplifters.

Also, though I have only a scant acquaintance with the Koran, I’m fairly certain it contains no call for motorists to be fleeced, hounded, mocked and, worst of all, held up on purpose by a swarm of power-crazed traffic wombles.

Here, Here! Anyone who has experienced a Riyadh street in a high performance car will know what freedom truly is. Jeremy Clarkson’s full piece is here


#1 ALice on 03.02.08 at 7:35 pm

This site is little more than the playground for some juvenile delinquents isn’t it.

Both of you baybers and Amir, just think everything is so funny, well Global warming and road rules are not to be laughed at. Its unAustralian.

You have to ask would christ drive like that? I don’t think so.

And you have the gall to go after pastor Danny.

#2 Baybers on 03.02.08 at 7:41 pm

Perhaps your right..
I should have inserted a warning and a disclaimer

The Warning:

If you are left leaning socialist sympathising person who dives a people mover powered by canola oil and Yak urine, if you wear carbon neutral organic hemp underpants, then please do NOT click on the link.

The Disclaimer:

Not many animals were hurt in making the video clip, I was in the GT and Amir in the M5, Amal was in the chasing RR, we don’t know where the music came from, and do not approve of it.

#3 Amir on 03.02.08 at 7:52 pm

Alice, why implicate me in this when it was Bayber’s post?

#4 dawud on 03.03.08 at 7:11 am

why I don’t think much of Saudi driving (or the shebab’s disrespect for all life, including their own) :

#5 Irfan Yusuf on 03.06.08 at 3:22 pm

The first time I met Danny Scott was in Canberra at that Deliberative Poll thingy. Here was this Pakistani chap with a long beard. I actually thought he was one of my dad’s few religious mates. I wanted to go upto him and say “Assalamu alaykum, uncle. How are you? We haven’t had you over for years. Has your son finished his hifz at Darul Uloom Karachi yet?”

The funny thing about Scott is that he incites so much hatred against Muslims. Yet if he were to go to Camden during an anti-school rally, he’d be the first to have the sh#t kicked out of him!!

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