Neo-Nazis doing it tough

Spare a thought for the white pride community and what they must be going through right now.

The United States is about to elect its first black president. Not only an African American, but an African who is only one generation removed from herding goats.

The white pride community Stormfront have have been on a downwards spiral for the last few months as this near certainty began to sink in.  Thousands of men named Cletus and Bubba have been applying for Canadian residency. David Duke has organized a gathering in early November to allow them to strengthen their fraternal bonds, much like a tribe of chimpanzees do when they are challenged by another group.  Expect to see much urine boundary marking and sniffing of one another’s backsides.

Another white prider who appears not to have minded the odd masculine bottom-sniff was Jörg Haider, the Austrian fascist who has been posthumously outed as a homosexual.  Jorg died in a car accident brought on by a bitch fight with his boyfriend; the orange Audi TT with crimson crushed velvet seats and lavender piping was also written off.

2 comments ↓

#1 Touchstone on 10.28.08 at 10:08 pm

I lol’d.

#2 Cinna on 10.29.08 at 7:36 am

“The United States is about to elect its first black president. Not only an African American, but an African who is only one generation removed from herding goats.”

A pretty big point in the USA’s favour actually, whether or not he wins; there aren’t many countries where somoene from a minority could overcome public prejudice with such ease and become a candidate for the highest office.

Leave a Comment