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A Warning to Our Critics

The internet seems to have turned into a pretty nasty place of late with a number of prominent Muslim bloggers having received death threats and abuse. The latest seems to be Umar Lee who is being threatened by “middle-class Desi suburbanites” who think they can take him on just because they are the size of his teenage daughter.

We haven’t received any threats yet but, in case anyone out there is thinking of doing so, we want to warn the blogosphere that Austrolabe has a team of highly-trained ninjas who will protect us from attack.

The below video footage, filmed at the militant al-Dajaj training camp in Afghanistan, should serve as a warning to our as yet non-existent opponents.

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