Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Suicide Bombers

(With apologies to Willie Nelson)

The British government is funding evening classes to help Muslim women learn how to “control their men — and stop them becoming suicide bombers.”

Seriously. You couldn’t make this stuff up.

TAXPAYERS are to fund evening classes to show Muslim woman how to control their men - and stop them becoming suicide bombers.

Communities Secretary Ruth Kelly will this week stump up £650,000 on a string of courses across Britain.

They aim to teach the women “confidence building, communication skills, negotiation and mediation”.

Ms Kelly hopes the women will then be able to persuade husbands, brothers and sons not to be tempted to become Islamic terrorists.

She said: “The vast majority of UK Muslims condemn violent extremism - as I do. But Muslim women carry more weight than me where it counts.”

The women will be taught leadership skills by local business chiefs.

 

5 comments ↓

#1 Shadower on 06.25.07 at 11:56 pm

Just a few questions:
Which women do they target exactly? Will all Muslim women be expected to take this class? Or only those whose husbands are planning to blow things up?

Will women who take these classes have their homes raided?

And finally, have you heard of anything more idiotic and wasteful?

#2 Shadower on 06.25.07 at 11:58 pm

This is from one of those satirical magazines right?

#3 Amir on 06.26.07 at 12:07 am

No, it’s a British tabloid (albeit a particularly trashy one).

#4 Umm Ammara on 06.26.07 at 6:52 pm

I was just wondering,-
“…But Muslim women carry more weight than me where it counts.”
Does she want us to go on diets as well?
But seriously…there is a nice article on ummahpulse.co.uk that discusses a new study from the London School of Economics that surprisingly finds that Muslims are more integrated than some other religious groups like Sikhs and Hindus.
The link is below,-
http://ummahpulse.com/index.ph.....;Itemid=37

#5 James on 06.27.07 at 2:52 am

£650,000? That is a cool 1.3 Million U.S. Dollars. A person could have a really good time in Vegas with that. Oops Haaram, um, you could built a nice masjid with that type of money.

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