Pauline Hanson Idiocy Watch: Episode MCMXLIV

Last week, our favourite senate hopeful Pauline “Dancin‘” Hanson said:

“Every school in Australia is Christian apart from the Islamic schools….”

…and apart from the Jewish schools, and, of course, public schools

And in other Hanson news, Australian rock star Jimmy Barnes talks about a potent concoction of vinegar and lemon he drinks before each performance. Unfortunately, it’s not without its terrible side-effects:

“I go home, kiss my wife Jane and she thinks I’ve been tongue-kissing Pauline Hanson all night. I smell like a ******* fish and chip shop.” He laughs.